Chuck Update - 3/15/09 - 11:35am
Chuck drank for 20 hours straight yesterday and is now heading to the library to study. god i love law school.
My Thoughts
Does this give anybody else the feeling that Chuck isn't living with his mom for the first time in his life and now he doesn't know what to do with himself? Earth to Chuck, (hellooo - hihh - hellooo), you don't have to be in law school to drink for 20 hours straight, you could have just moved out of your mom's house. And instead of going to the library the next day you could just be going to a job............nahhhhhhhhh, I'm just kidding buddy! What would I do without you? I couldn't be happier that you're in law school!
But really, you drank for 20 hours straight yesterday Chuck? Seriously? In more than one way, I don't think that you know the meaning of "straight." If you said that you drank for 20 hours yesterday I would have hard enough time believing you already, but it's impossible to believe that coming from a guy who says, "I hate jello shots because they're too sweet and strong!" So 20 hours straight and you're heading to the library at 11:35 am? Well I've been awake for 86 hours straight after running a marathon, flying around the world, and having an orgy..........so I'm sure you're capable of doing a lot REAL studying after yesterday.........just like any law student (in your mind), I know you are an "Unstoppable Alcoholic Information Machine!"
Chuck Update - 3/16/09 - 12:53am
Chuck ok this weekend was amazing but this week i HAVE to get serious about school. seriously i am not going out this weekend...
My Thoughts
Chuck, I think you need to consult your previous update. You ARE serious about school, you went to the library the morning after a 20 hour drinking day remember!?! Frankly, I'm amazed that you are still pretending that you need to study more. If you were really serious about it then you would just do it right? Oh wait that's right, I remember now, law school is all about telling people that you study all the time but not actually doing it............it's just like real life! "Yes sir, I thought long and hard about doing the project, I did a lot of self-reflection, but then I never actually did it.....so anyway, let's talk about that raise!"
You'll be trading mortgage derivatives before you know it Chuck! You really should have had me write this update for you Chuck, I really could have shortened it, it would have said, "Chuck is going out this weekend."
Chuck Update - 3/16/09 - 2:10pm
Chuck www.cnn.com
My Thoughts
Ummmmmmmmmm
Chuck Update - 3/16/09 - 3:42pm
Chuck the warm weather is killing my winter depression. i love sunshine
My Thoughts
If any one has their finger on the pulse of the people it's Chuck! This update is proof that Chuck's modus operandi transcends law school. Not only does Chuck say everything that people expect to hear about law school, he also says everything they expect to hear about weather. Regardless, I don't remember Chuck ever being in a winter depression? As far as I know he leads the happiest, most satisfying life that anyone has ever lived! I remember things like, "Chuck has the greatest friends ever", "Chuck loves law school and pudding", and "Chuck is living baby!"
So let's get this straight.......Chuck loves studying and drinking, he loves sports, he loves cooking, he loves wine, he loves sunshine, he loves Disney movies, he loves manly movies, and he loves, Chuck Update - 9/14/08 - 6:04pm Chuck loves rainy days. life is good.
WHOA! Chuck loves rain AND sunshine! I'm surprised but I know that I shouldn't be. As always Chuck, you really should have had me write this update for you, it would have said,
"Chuck loves whatever you love and hates whatever you hate and slightly dislikes whatever you slightly dislike, but he definitely loves sunshine and the smell of dryer sheets (cuz everyone does right!)"
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Chuck is deeper than Lake Baikal......
Chuck Update - 2/24/09 - 2:06am
Chuck is watching a movie and thinking about life
My Thoughts
Chuck. You are the deepest person that I know. Well, first off, happy St. Patty's day. I hope you are 7 beers deep before dinner like me....what am I saying, of course you are! You are the drunkest/most contemplative person I know. But seriously, wow, what movie were you watching when you posted this ChuckDate? I can imagine two possibilities, 1. The Little Mermaid, and 2. The Phantom of the Opera.
The Little Mermaid, obviously, reminds you of how much you wanted to be a mermaid when you were growing up. I can imagine the conversation you had with your best friend on G-chat after you watched it, "yeah man, it's just like, Ariel reminded me that even though she's a mermaid she is still trapped in the water ya know, it's like, she's got the whole ocean to explore but she's still trapped, kind of like humans and how were trapped here on earth...and also trapped in our lives ya know? That movie is so deep..." Great point Chuck, but I'm pretty sure your love of the Little Mermaid really stems from the fact that you wish you could feel up Ariel's cartoon boobs.....and that's totally ok! Really it is, it's just that most of us had that feeling when we were 10.........not 25.........
AND yes yes yes yes, we all know how cultured you are Chuck, we all know how much you love the opera.....but if I can be brutally honest with you, nobody thinks it's cute when you Karaoke "Hey Ya" in your super-falsetto-opera-voice...it's really just weird. I know, I KNOW buddy, I've heard you explain that: "We all wear masks, but some of us just don't have the courage to wear them on our face." I understand that, but Chuck you need to realize that law school does not make you a "deep" person, and that if I wanted to dress up as you for halloween next year, I would have to go as a giant tear drop wearing a "contracts mask"..........I'm just sayin........anyways, I hope you contemplate life while your vomiting Green Zima tonight......and I want you to know that I'm just kidding, that opera voice is hilarious, you should do it as often as possible buddy!
Chuck is watching a movie and thinking about life
My Thoughts
Chuck. You are the deepest person that I know. Well, first off, happy St. Patty's day. I hope you are 7 beers deep before dinner like me....what am I saying, of course you are! You are the drunkest/most contemplative person I know. But seriously, wow, what movie were you watching when you posted this ChuckDate? I can imagine two possibilities, 1. The Little Mermaid, and 2. The Phantom of the Opera.
The Little Mermaid, obviously, reminds you of how much you wanted to be a mermaid when you were growing up. I can imagine the conversation you had with your best friend on G-chat after you watched it, "yeah man, it's just like, Ariel reminded me that even though she's a mermaid she is still trapped in the water ya know, it's like, she's got the whole ocean to explore but she's still trapped, kind of like humans and how were trapped here on earth...and also trapped in our lives ya know? That movie is so deep..." Great point Chuck, but I'm pretty sure your love of the Little Mermaid really stems from the fact that you wish you could feel up Ariel's cartoon boobs.....and that's totally ok! Really it is, it's just that most of us had that feeling when we were 10.........not 25.........
AND yes yes yes yes, we all know how cultured you are Chuck, we all know how much you love the opera.....but if I can be brutally honest with you, nobody thinks it's cute when you Karaoke "Hey Ya" in your super-falsetto-opera-voice...it's really just weird. I know, I KNOW buddy, I've heard you explain that: "We all wear masks, but some of us just don't have the courage to wear them on our face." I understand that, but Chuck you need to realize that law school does not make you a "deep" person, and that if I wanted to dress up as you for halloween next year, I would have to go as a giant tear drop wearing a "contracts mask"..........I'm just sayin........anyways, I hope you contemplate life while your vomiting Green Zima tonight......and I want you to know that I'm just kidding, that opera voice is hilarious, you should do it as often as possible buddy!
Monday, March 16, 2009
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