Chuck is STUDYING

Chuck Update - 11/15/08 - 5:27pm
Chuck 's first final is december fifth, so he hopes you enjoyed seeing him while you had the chance. entering nonstop study mode...

My Thoughts
I'm going to be establishing a string of contradictory behavior from Chuck, and this update is the, "first link in the chain of evidence!", a phrase Chuck has certainly uttered as a joke many times, provoking uncontrollable laughter from his friends.
More on this update later.....



Chuck Update - 11/22/08 - 8:46pm
Chuck is staying in to study and cook. i just made the most badass sauce from scratch. i am so cool.

Comment 1 at 8:57pm
I dont know if you are that cool . . .. :o)

Chuck's response at 9:06pm
i think we both know that i am. tell your friends

Comment 2 at 9:16pm (different commenter)
did it involve ketchup? because then it really isn't from scratch.

Comment 3 at 9:26pm (different commenter)
Careful! Not too many heart attacks before Thanksgiving..... What time are we shopping tomorrow?

My Thoughts
Chuck clearly views cooking the same way he views law school, which is that only the "bad-assest of bad-asses" can do it. WRONG. WRONG. Oh you made a sauce from scratch Chuck? You do not qualify as a good cook merely because a "sauce" came out of your body while you were having a dream about Oprah.

Oh and we get it Chuck, you are ALWAYS studying no matter what else you're doing:
"Chuck is operating a fork lift while reading the Model Penal Code!"
"Chuck is sleeping and studying, osmosis baby, osmosis!"
"Chuck is at the ER after breaking both his arms and is amazed at how well he can use his toes to turn the pages of his Contracts book!"
"Chuck is tortin' and fuckin'!"

The interaction between Chuck and the people that comment on his updates reminds of old people that tell the same jokes over and over again and laugh at themselves every time they do it. If there had been a 4th comment it probably would have said, "You are what you eat Chuck!" But seriously, what they're really doing is playing the least funny game I've ever seen in my life, and pretending like it's all new and original...........I'm so cool! No you're not! YES I AM! It's opposite day! Haha! Lol! I need a Boone's Farm ASAP!



Chuck Update - 11/23/08 - 12:33pm
Chuck is going into hibernation until finals are over.

My Thoughts
Law students always say this shit. It would be OK if wasn't so completely overdramatic. Hibernation mode, really? Did you steal that from Obama's blog Chuck? "Guess what! I just won the presidency, 4 years of hibernation starts in January!"

However ludicrous it sounded, I was willing to give Chuck the benefit of the doubt because I've known some law students who pretty much only eat, sleep, and study during exams......however my faith in Chuck was shaken when I saw his next update......... --->



Chuck Update - 11/24/08 - 6:02pm
Chuck is kicking ass today and tomorrow so he can take wed and thurs off. seriously kids, lets all agree that wed and thurs are lawschool free days.

1 Comment from Chuck's friends at 8:56pm
i LOVE your contradicting statuses

Chuck's Response at 12:08am
haha. i get lazy so quickly

My Thoughts
Really Chuck? Really? The next fucking day? The day after you say you're going into "Hibernation" you are saying that you want to take TWO days off from law school? Chuck, all I really want is for you to be honest with yourself buddy. Law school isn't hard, you don't study during every waking moment, and you could never be a bear because bears are NEVER metrosexual. Sorry dude, it's science.

Oh in case you forgot, "Nonstop study mode" started back on 11/15! You would think that after being called out by his friend that Chuck would stop all the extreme hyperbole, but these hibernation/nonstop studying updates keep on coming! That's right. THERE. ARE. MORE. Oh, and what the fuck is the deal with LOVE being in all caps in that guy's comment. Does he actually love Chuck's contradicting updates? Does he like being attacked by bands of scorpions?

Now Chuck is quite deceiving when he says "I get lazy so quickly." Although on the surface it may appear like an admission, it is really just an attempt by Chuck to maintain a measure of coolness. In response to Chuck's comment, I wrote him a letter, it said:

Dear Chuck,

Quit trying to be everything to everybody and just become a real person.

Love,
A Concerned Friend


Chuck wrote me back:


Dear Chuck Blog Writer,

Sorry it took me so long to respond, I was studying. Anyways, you're an asshole.

Chuck