Friday, January 23, 2009
CHUCK IS QUIZZING
I thought it would be fun to have a Chuck quiz, so here's how it will work: Each question will contain 4 answers, 3 of them will be fake Chuck updates that I make up, and one of them will be a real Chuck update, and the goal is to choose the answer that contains the real Chuck update. Post your answers as a comment on this blog entry.........I would also love to see your thoughts as to why you thought a particular answer was the real one. I will be HARNESSING Chuck when I create the fake updates, so choose wisely. After a few days I will divulge the correct answers and also give my two cents about the Chuck updates.
Enjoy!
Question 1
A. Chuck is now im feeling hella good so im gonna keep on dancing!
B. Chuck is everybody loves raymond and chuck!
C. Chuck is singing some taylor swift in the shower and doesnt care who hears him!
D. Chuck is having trouble deciding if these brown shoes match his shirt!
Question 2
A. Chuck wishes i could rid the world of ohio state fans!
B. Chuck misses the bus once a week no matter how early i get up! no class today!
C. Chuck wishes i had been watching football instead of studying! go blue!
D. Chuck misses the simpler times when I was in undergrad!
Question 3
A. Chuck is doing law college stuff
B. Chuck is doing homework whilst not wearing a shirt
C. Chuck is school sucks but his classmates rock!
D. Chuck is torting then rock band then torting then sleeping!
Question 4
A. Chuck is a better cook than sarah palin!
B. Chuck is wondering how anyone could vote for a man that cant use the internet?
C. Chuck is palin could learn a thing or two from law school or by reading the constitution!
D. Chuck is mccain is a desperate and pathetic old white man.
Question 5
A. Chuck if you dont want random drunk people to build a snowman in the entrance to your store, maybe you shouldnt have a sign that says “holiday cheer is welcome here!”
B. Chuck if you don’t want random drunk people to raid your buffet, maybe you shouldnt be open at 3 in the afternoon! recovering now!
C. Chuck if you dont want random drunk people to stumble into your house and sleep in your bed, maybe your welcome mat shouldnt say "come in, the parties inside!"
D. Chuck if you dont want random drunk people to play duck duck goose, maybe your bar shouldnt have circular tables!
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1. A. I think the other three options are too general that you could have come up with on you own, but Chuck himself would let everyone know that he was listening to a song that died out of rotation over 5 years ago.
ReplyDelete2. D. Chuck would make a reference to how much easier his undergrad life was and how tough he has it now, while the others are possible, Chuck may have included some follow up to his plight of having to study instead of watching football, by stating it would be worth it.
3. D. I don't think Chuck would call it law college. He may want us to know how hard he is working in law school that he cannot even bother to put a shirt on, or that law school is really hard, but he is desperate for friends so he loves everyone at law school. In the end, I think it is D because Chuck would make tort into a verb and express that he is studying a subject non-legal people would not understand, while at the same time taking a break to play popular video games, because he has no friends to hang out with, he plays video games.
4. C. Chuck needs to demonstrate that he is more intelligent than the governor, because he goes to law school.
5. D. Chuck certainly wants people to know that he is crazy and gets drunk, but he is not crazy enough to do anything like sleeping in someone else's house. He may have come up with A or C from reading some jokes online or watching comedy central, and claiming them as his own. Chuck would probably be study at 3 in the afternoon, so I settle on D, which he may do, because he is a loser but thinks he is wild.
1. C. I like to think that Chuck really likes Taylor Swift
ReplyDelete2. C. I think from the other football related option that chuck really was thinking about football and we all know that chuck loves to let people know when he is studying so…
3. C. Loves his great friends he always hangs out with at law school and gets really drunk with but hates school itself. Simple, elegant, classic chuck.
4. C. Chuck could learn a thing or two from reading this website.
5. C. I really, really want this one to be true.
so let's be clear. this is the hardes multiple choice test i've ever taken. and i'm in law school!!!! did you hear that? law school! i can't even believe i am taking time out of torting to do this. but oh well, i'll have to do twice the studying this weekend...and twice the drinking!!!
ReplyDelete1)B. yeah, seems a silly choice, but chuck isn't really creative so this is perfect. furthermore, it begs people to comment on his profile, like "i do love you chuck" or "so true! you should be the sequel to raymond!!!"
2)A. Tricky. Very tricky. The theme of this question is for chuck to assert himself as a heterosexual sports fan. usually these types of sports comments are balanced with another comment about ballet or soft music, but this time he just went for it. Chuck is balls to the wall sports fan!!!
3)B. I am so unconfident about this one. A testament to the quiz's author. Bo knows baseball, chuckblog author knows chuck!
4)B. Think about it. Chuck lives and dies by using the internet. Can you imagine chuck not using facebook? No, you can't. And chuck can't imagine voting for a man who can't use the internet. See, it's simple (I hope).
5) I have to recuse myself. as chuckblog author's roomate I have heard this one before. i think chuckblog read it one day and then waxed poetic on this for awhile in our apartment, unable to comprehend the mindstate of a person who would think this, let alone post it publicly. Chuck who are you?...besides my soulmate.
1. A. Chuck is now im feeling hella good so im gonna keep on dancing! This is the one I am most certain about; classic Chuck.
ReplyDelete2. C. Chuck wishes i had been watching football instead of studying! go blue! I know it has to be this one or the OSU one. I chose this because Chuck is a "glass half full" type of guy. He would rather lift up his team than tear down his rivals'.
3. B. Chuck is doing homework whilst not wearing a shirt. This is exactly the type of thing that Chuck finds relevant, and therefore post-able on facebook updates.
4. B. Chuck is wondering how anyone could vote for a man that cant use the internet? Internet usage is very important to Chuck.
5. B. Chuck if you don’t want random drunk people to raid your buffet, maybe you shouldnt be open at 3 in the afternoon! recovering now!
The extra bit of insight on his life, "recovering now!", set this one apart; that and the fact that the statement doesn't really make sense.
I'm sweating here. I thought I was a true Chuck fan and there is a legit possibility I go 0-fer...
ReplyDelete1) D. I imagine Chuck just bought a new pair of brown shoes. He's really proud of them, and wants all his law school buddies to notice them when he goes out with them that night. This opens the door for all of them to look at his shoes, comment that they do match his jeans and blue polo, and compliment him on his stylish new kicks.
2) I would say C, but it's in the past tense and the only weekend in 2008 that this would have made sense was after the Wisconsin game. Therefore, I've got to go with D. Simple, unadulterated, passive-needy Chuck.
3) D is tempting, but I don't think Chucktown would double up on "torting" in one status update. I've got to go with C. If there are two things that Chuck makes clear repeatedly, it is that he dislikes law school but loves the people he is suffering through it with.
4) I gotta go with B. Chuck loves the intertron, and I don't think he'd call anyone else desperate or pathetic for fear of realizing how well the words describe himself.
5) D. My most confident answer. Chuck wishes he could be rebellious enough to do all of these things, but the only one he actually has the balls to attempt is running around a table in a bar, tripping over a stool, falling into a waitress, and spilling the lime daiquiri he just ordered on the floor.