Here are a bunch of old updates.....some of them include the types of comments from his friends that Chuck is clearly attempting to provoke.....some of the comments i've left out because they are TOO annoying.....
Chuck Update - 12/06/08 - 1:58pm
Chuck is if i fail out law school i'm going to get a job in the library so i can still hang out here.
1 Comment from Chuck's friends
I thought one of the benefits of failing out of law school was not having to set foot in the library again...
Chuck Update - 12/07/08 - 12:39am
Chuck is takig a bath and reading contracts. this is how i relax.
My thoughts:
Note how much Chuck plays up the sympathy schtick. His life is so terrible that the only way he can relax is to read for law school. Get over yourself Chuck. Try masterbation.
Chuck Update - 12/07/08 - 5:29pm
Chuck is enjoying some non stop hot library action.
Chuck Update - 12/08/08 - 7:34pm
Chuck is ready to take on civpro tomorrow. god help us all.
Chuck Update - 12/09/08 - 4:24pm
Chuck is one down, two to go. you're mine contracts
Chuck Update - 12/11/08 - 3:26pm
Chuck is contracting like crazy
My thoughts:
This is VINTAGE Chuck. Notice the creativity and double meaning of "contracting". A person can contract to do something, but a law student can also study for contracts by "contracting". How had no one else thought of that before Chuck?
Chuck Update - 12/12/08 - 4:14pm
Chuck is torting a bit then REALLY considering a night on the town
My thoughts:
TORTING! Chuck strikes again, the English language quivers.....
Chuck Update - 12/14/08 - 12:13pm
Chuck is back at the library torting. tuesday can not come fast enough. book your drinking time now.
Chuck Update - 12/14/08 - 2:27pm
Chuck is wandering through the chicago streets at night.
Chuck Update - 12/14/08 - 9:16pm
Chuck is making a vodka pasta sauce with chicken sausage. im so cool.
2 comments from Chuck's friends
Comment 1: yes you are. cool, and likely to have a major coronary by the age of 30.
Comment 2: do u deliver? jessie & i are starving...:)- we're at the usually 24/7 we will include a really good tip!
My thoughts:
I can't decide what is worse, the updates or the comments. Chuck must have been grinning ear to ear when he saw those 2 comments. Meanwhile I was looking for a knife and a cheap plane ticket so I could do some "Torting" at Chuck's apartment.
Chuck Update - 12/15/08 - 11:24am
Chuck is studying for the LAST DAY! last final tomorrow, and then drunken debauchery shall ensue
Chuck Update - 12/15/08 - 5:52pm
Chuck is ready. tomorrow will be chaos. call me and join the party.
Chuck Update - 12/16/08 - 12:53am
Chuck one last final, then a drunken trolleyride through downtown chicago with some really attractive people. join the party! call/txt
Chuck Update - 12/17/08 - 2:37am
Chuck is day two of no school. day two of random drunkeness.
My thoughts:
Yes Chuck, random drunkenness. You are so drunk and so random that instead of meeting some strangers, getting high on their roof, and throwing a turkey carcas off of it, you are updating your facebook status at 2:37 am. So random.
Chuck Update - 12/18/08 - 5:25pm
Chuck is busting out the crock pot, jamming to some tunes, and being extremely unproductive.
My thoughts:
If you know any law students then you know that the first thing they do after exams is to constantly brag about being unproductive. In some sort of twisted law student way, this is supposed to sound both funny and awesome. Chuck is being unproductive? Me too, ME TOO!
Chuck Update - 12/19/08 - 1:04pm
Chuck might not put on pants for the entire day.
Chuck Update - 12/22/08 - 1:54am
Chuck is now aware that tap dancing does not distract police officers.
1 comment from Chuck's friends
uh oh... as it would turn out, there are certain things even a good charleston cannot fix
1 response to Chuck's friends from Chuck
bribery also isnt a good solution
My thoughts:
I can't imagine the thousands of people that were yearning to hear what actually happened to Chuck after he left this amazing cliffhanger. I wanted to know so bad that I shutdown my computer and went to bed.......
Chuck Update - 12/23/08 - 2:09am
Chuck really meant he was taking a freezing cold 9 hour train ride... i need to find an alternate route home.
1 comment from Chuck's friends
You had an adventure! Hot bitches on the train, riots at the station ... Still prefer the south where people are shuddering at 45 degree weather. I just stole my dad's cardigan
1 response to Chuck's friends from Chuck
plus i got to look really sexy while i cried reading that book. which i finished during one of our random hour long stops with no explanation
Chuck Update - 12/24/08 - 10:35am
Chuck is merry christmas, baby.
Chuck Update - 12/27/08 - 1:34pm
Chuck is so amazingly happy to be back home!
Chuck Update - 12/28/08 - 2:36pm
Chuck is watching the lions become the worst team in NFL history! i blame the recession and bush.
Chuck Update - 12/28/08 - 7:53pm
Chuck is cooking, watching the sound of music, and packing for fla tomorrow!
Chuck Update - 12/29/08 - 7:45am
Chuck is in sunny florida for new years!
Chuck Update - 01/02/09 - 2:42pm
Chuck is the goddam Governor's son. He doesnt want me to be a tapdancer. He wants me to go to Oxford. But it's in my goddam blood, tapdancing .
Chuck Update - 01/03/09 - 6:32pm
Chuck is making cherry and apple stuffed pork chops with a zucchini tomato salad. seriously, i might be the coolest person alive.
Chuck Update - 01/04/09 - 3:44pm
Chuck is california dreaming on such a winters day.
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